too many bees

Jesse Bees is a professional smartass masquerading as a competant computer pogarmer. Moonlights as: bad artist, worse dancer, domestic goddess, okay not that bad of a dancer, sff fiend. Digs: Baking, JavaScript, Rust, people who don't value tribal loyalty to whatever (language|​brand|​whatever) they use, entropy, regular epxressions,
rainbows.

Cabinet Sanchez, Spamusement's ever-popular miscreant

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