Movies that I'll watch with you
- A Knight's Tale (2001) Historical Feel good Comedy Quest
- A Scanner Darkly (2006) Psychological Sci-fi Mystery Drama Satire Dark comedy
- Adaptation (2002) Psychological Drama Satire Dark comedy
- Altered States (1980) It's horny Psychological Sci-fi Body Horror Goes unreasonably hard
- An American Werewolf in London (1981) Psychological Body Horror Dark comedy
- Anatomy of a Fall (2023) Psychological Crime Drama Mystery
- Babette's Feast (1987) Historical Feel good Drama Does not go hard Kids will be SO bored
- Barbarella (1968) It's horny Absurd Sci-fi Camp Comedy
- Barbarian (2022) Monster Horror
- Basic Instinct (1992) It's gay It's horny Psychological Crime Drama Mystery Thriller Goes unreasonably hard
- Being John Malkovich (1999) Psychological Dark comedy Satire
- The Big Lebowski (1998) Absurd Revenge Comedy
- Birdman (2014) It's called art Drama
- Black Swan (2010) It's horny Psychological Drama Stress
- Blade (1998) Action 🤘 Blood rave 💦
- Blade II (2002) Action Camp
- Bottoms (2023) It's gay It's horny Absurd Comedy Satire
- Bound (1996) It's gay It's horny Crime Revenge Romance
- Brazil (1985) Sci-fi Comedy Satire Beurocracy (derogatory)
- Brick (2005) It's called art Revenge Drama Mystery Suburbia
- But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) It's gay Camp (also literally) Comedy Satire
- Candyman (1992) Slasher Horror
- Caravaggio (1986) It's gay It's horny It's called art Historical Drama Death
- Cat Soup (2001) Death Quest
- Clue (1985) Mystery Comedy
- Crash (1996) It's horny Psychological Drama Romance Death Car culture, practically leered at Oops! All vibes!
- Crimes of the Future (2022) It's horny Psychological Sci-fi Body Horror
- Color Out of Space (2019) Sci-fi Cosmic horror
- Colossal (2016) Drama Romance (derogatory)
- Dallas Doll (1994) Suburbia Camp Comedy Romance
- Dark City (1998) Sci-fi Horror Action
- Death Proof (2007) Revenge Car culture, with a wink and a nod
- Demolition Man (1993) Sci-fi Action
- Desert Hearts (1985) It's gay Drama Romance
- Donnie Darko (2001) Teen bullshit Sci-fi Suburbia
- Dredd (2012) Sci-fi Action
- Equilibrium (2002) Psychological Military Sci-fi Action
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2014) Psychological Sci-fi Mystery Romance
- Event Horizon (1997) Sci-fi Horror
- Final Destination (2000) Teen bullshit Slasher Horror
- Fulltime Killer (2001) Action Crime Camp
- Get Out (2017) Psychological Horror Stress
- Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999) Crime Drama Revenge
- Go (1999) Crime Comedy
- Habitat (1997) Teen bullshit Sci-fi Camp
- Hackers (1995) It's gay Crime Teen appreciation
- The Handmaiden (2016) It's gay It's horny Crime Mystery Romance
- Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) Horror
- Hellraiser (1987) Horror
- Hellraiser (2022) Horror
- How to Blow Up a Pipeline (2022) Crime Revenge Thriller Stress
- I Saw the TV Glow (2024) It's gay Feel bad Horror Suburbia Oops! All vibes!
- Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem (2003) Sci-fi Music Oops! All vibes!
- John Wick (2014) Action Revenge Thriller
- Knives Out (2019) Mystery Comedy
- Lady Snowblood (1973) Action Revenge Quest
- The Lobster (2015) Psychological Feel bad Drama Stress Not horny Not romantic
- The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) Action Revenge Goes unreasonably hard
- Love Lies Bleeding (2024) It's gay Crime Revenge Romance Goes unreasonably hard
- The Matrix (1999) It's gay Sci-fi Action Quest
- Memoirs of a Murderer (2017) Mystery Crime Thriller
- The Menu (2022) Horror Drama
- Midsommar (2019) Psychological Feel bad Horror Stress
- Moonstruck (1987) Comedy Romance
- Network (1974) Dark Comedy Satire
- Nine Queens (2000) Crime Drama
- The Ninth Gate (1999) Mystery Quest Starring and directed by the worst people you know
- Nope (2022) Monster Cosmic horror
- Pacific Rim (2013) Monster Sci-fi Action
- Paprika (2006) Sci-fi
- The Phantom of the Opera (1989) Slasher Horror
- Phantom of the Paradise (1974) Absurd Camp Music
- Pitch Black (2000) Monster Sci-fi Action
- Pitch Perfect (2012) Teen bullshit Feel good Comedy Romance Music Not gay
- Poor Things (2023) It's horny Comedy Drama Romance
- Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) It's gay Historical Drama Romance
- The Princess and the Warrior (2000) Crime Drama
- Promare (2019) It's gay 4-Kidz Military Sci-fi Action Comedy Goes unreasonably hard
- Pygmalion (1938) It's called art Comedy Drama Romance
- Red Cliff (2008) Historical Military Action
- Relaxer (2018) Absurd Stressful Psychological Dark comedy Horror Stress Goes unreasonably hard Stress Help Oops! All vibes! Extremely straight
- Richard III (1995) It's called art Historical Drama
- Repo Man (1984) Satire Camp Comedy Unexamined car culture Oops! All vibes!
- Robin Hood (1973) 4-Kidz Feel good Comedy Music
- RoboCop (1987) Sci-fi Action
- RoboCop 2 (1990) Sci-fi Action
- Romeo + Juliet (1996) It's called art Feel bad Comedy Romance Fuckin' teens and their god-damn fuckin' bullshit
- Run Lola Run (1998) Crime Thriller
- Scream (1996) Teen bullshit Slasher Horror
- The Secret of my Success (1987) Comedy Romance
- Secretary (2002) It's horny Romance Not gay
- Seven Samurai (1954) It's called art Historical Military Quest
- Shin Godzilla (2016) Monster Disaster Beurocracy (respectful)
- Sing Sing (2023) Not to flatten or diminish the horrors of the U.S.ian carceral system, but despite everything this will make you feel good Drama (also literally)
- Speed Racer (2008) 4-Kidz Feel good Action Comedy Unexamined car culture
- Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) 4-Kidz Quest
- Strangers on a Train (1951) Crime Thriller
- Tár (2022) It's gay It's called art Psychological Drama Music
- 13 Assassins (2010) Historical Action Revenge
- Timemaster (1995) 4-Kidz Absurd Camp Sci-fi Quest Cult (I am its only cult adherent)
- Tokyo Godfathers (2003) Feel good Comedy Drama Quest
- Top Secret! (1984) Absurd Comedy
- Twister (1996) Action Disaster Unexamined car culture
- UHF (1989) Absurd Feel good Comedy
- The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) Feel good Action Comedy Thriller
- Unbreakable (2000) Drama Mystery Suburbia
- V for Vendetta (2005) Action Revenge Thriller
- Welcome to Me (2014) Comedy Stress
- Wet Hot American Summer (2001) Absurd Comedy
- The Wicker Man (1973) Psychological Horror Mystery