You ever think about your own mortality?

Like, what if I just died tonight while my internet was down, and there were unfixed CSS errors on my site?

"You have a really good voice pitch for cutting through a mumbling audience" is such a super niche compliment that only a trans fem person would think to say to another, and I'm wildly here for it, thank you.

Me invited to a facebook sponsored happy hour: FB is a literal force for evil in the world and I'll have no part in this.

Also me: if FB is going to be a bad influence on my life anyway, it may as well start with being a bad influence on my liver.