Short of siezing their domain names, there absolutely nothing in the world that a 3rd party can do to make the tech giants respect the privacy of their users.

No matter what they're "forced" to do, they just… won't. And we won't know untill the next breach that proves it.

Person: "The way you're eating that candy cane… well, everyone looks good sucking candy canes, so there's no wrong way to eat it… but it's really ~working~ for you."

My brain, struggling to understand flirting: "wow, this person knows a whole lot about candy canes!"

You ever think about your own mortality?

Like, what if I just died tonight while my internet was down, and there were unfixed CSS errors on my site?

"You have a really good voice pitch for cutting through a mumbling audience" is such a super niche compliment that only a trans fem person would think to say to another, and I'm wildly here for it, thank you.

Me invited to a facebook sponsored happy hour: FB is a literal force for evil in the world and I'll have no part in this.

Also me: if FB is going to be a bad influence on my life anyway, it may as well start with being a bad influence on my liver.