One of our culturally agreed upon "scary fonts" is seriously a fucking label maker? The least threatening tool in any arts and crafts bin?

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Every time you mis-capitalize a tech brand's name (Huffpost, Buzzfeed, Github, Yahoo without the "!") their CEO loses a day of their life, which you gain.

I just extended my life by 4 days with this post, and you can too.